So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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