if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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