Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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