Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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