she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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