The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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