chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
why do cheetos always look like penises
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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