is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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