im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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