your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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