you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
