we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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