I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Randomize
