i think my tv is drunk
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
