i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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