Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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