No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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