My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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