i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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