I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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