Umm I'm too high to move.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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