NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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