either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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