Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
did i just pee glitter
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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