let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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