Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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