I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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