Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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