Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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