it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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