So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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