People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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