Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Randomize
