I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
