would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize