Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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