its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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