I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The ass gains better be worth it
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