So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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