You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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