This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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