So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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