when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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