I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
