Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
