Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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