i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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