How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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