How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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