so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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