yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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