obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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