How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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