Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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